This might pass as artistic to an unsophisticated viewer, but it’s really just a miserably failed photoshop effort. The bonsai drawing is by Rueben Roig.
FREE Bonsai Wire
Superbowl Weekend Special
With any Stone Lantern order
But only if
you write FREE in the comments box when you check out
Saturday and Superbowl Sunday only
Order now for you FREE wire
take advantage of a whole range of existing sales and discounted items
You will receive your FREE wire if you write FREE in the comments when you check out*
Orders from 1 to 9.99 will receive 100 grams of FREE wire.
Orders from 10.00 to 19.99 will receive 200 grams
Orders from 20.00 to 29.99 will receive 300 grams….
For small orders we will use 100 gram rolls
For large orders we may use 500 gram rolls unless you specify otherwise
If you want wire of specific sizes, you must specify in the comments box (after you type FREE). If you don’t specify sizes, we’ll decide (don’t worry we’ll pick a range of sizes for orders that qualify)
Don’t forget to type FREE in the comments!
FREE wire giveaway ends Sunday, February 1st at 11:59pm EST. Don’t wait!
I wouldn’t waste my time reading the following if I were you…
If you disdain football but love bonsai, please forgive me. Long ago when I aspired to be a more civilized person, I tried to shake my football addiction, but the power and passion of the game won out and continues to hold me in its brutal grip – but only on Sundays from September until tomorrow – the rest of my life I’m free (well… baseball, but it’s not the same).
And I certainly wouldn’t waste my time reading this…
Did you know that most football fans and bonsai lovers share a single demographic? Men. Specifically, though far from exclusively, mature men
(don’t get too excited we’re dealing in very broad generalizations here).
To celebrate this powerful bonsai and the football connection (and football gods willing, a Patriots victory in the Superbowl), and in hopes of a great game that goes right down to the wire (sorry) we’re giving away a whole bunch of bonsai wire (but only if you wire FREE in the comments box).
*I was going to have you write GO PATS! but decided that was way overboard, as opposed to the idea of combining football and bonsai…